Sunday, November 22, 2009

☺☻♥♦♣♠○◙♂♀♪♫☺☼►◄↕‼

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Starightedge girl♥

Life's awesome till last Sunday. I cant believe Punk didn't get his title back. I mean seriously, Undertaker just holds the title & it makes him look uglier den he ALREADY IS! But when Punk has the belt, it actually makes his already hot self look even cuter. UNFAIR!!!! So now he doesn't haf any more rematches & is like replaced by Chris Jericho. HE called Edge a loser. Bah please, he's worse than Edge!

Anw, PSLE's over. Maths paper was fking difficult. Get ready to fail! Soi I've been chattin wif this really nice guy on fb who amazing is a Punk fan. So I can at least obssess a lil more bout Punk.

Ooh...i gtg.
Ciaos!~

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

U write poetry. I write emotry

Oh wow...so long never blog liaos...Dored die le.
I'm so sick of doing homework. Some1 please come & kill me.
Totally slacking now....

On the up side, I got all A for my prelims. Yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even for chinese, thats a shocker. But whatevers. "
Nothing to do at home le...cant sms, I've exceeded my sms limits by about a 1000. Mum's so gonna murder me. Since when have I cared.
I've been totally addicted to WWE. Dont ask me why, I just am...

Haiz...gtg finish homework...Thanks alot mrs mak, for ruining my life.
Ciao!'
Peace out XD

Thursday, August 27, 2009

woohoooooooooooooo!!!!!!! Prelims over!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, August 24, 2009

PUNK STYLE

DEGENERATION X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CM PUNK! STRAIGHT EDGE SUPERSTAR!!!!!!




YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DX IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha!!! XD


Oh god, I'm like seriously mental. But who cares? I dont!!!!!!!! Lemme but happy for awhile lah. Coz my mum will kill my if I scream at home.
*Ahem*

WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CM PUNK IS HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! In your face Jeff Hardy!!! You cant fly though u sprit thinks you can!!!!

Proves that PUNK is better at TLC than Hardy! MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Amos says I'm nuts. Hey. its not my fault I enjoy seeing ppl crash through table, jump of ladder, etc. Its damn interesting!!!!!
*ahem*

i cant believe ppl thought that TLC was Hardy's style! ppl are dumb! =.="TLC is no longer Jeff Hardy style, it is now PUNK STYLE!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOTS!!!!
Damn its such a pity Jeff's career didn't end. T.T Anw, lets go back to cheering!
*ahem*

DX CREAMED THE LEGACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!! SUCCESS!!!!!!!!! TRIPLE H & HBK ARE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Wow, I really am going mental. Ah what the heck.
*ahem*

HBK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HBK=heartbreak kid. Heartbreak kid = Shawn Michaels, you fool.) DGENERATION X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIPEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love Summerslam 2009. Pity Edge wasn't dere or this whole blog would be filled with his name.
_________________________________________________________
Prelim maths is tmr. Gtg sleep.
Ciao!
P.S. I apologise for being so wwe crazy.
P.P.S. CM PUNK, HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOTS!!!!!
P.P.P.S. D-GENERATION XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!





Thursday, August 20, 2009

Twist of fate

Why do the cute guys always get beaten up?
There is no justice in this world. The crappy guys who look so freakishly ugly-trust me, they r seriously ugly-always beat up the cuter guys. Meaning cheap shot, not at skill coz the cute guys are waaaaaaaaaaaaay better. Its just coz the are jealous that the cute guys are cuter den them... Ok i'm not making any sense now.

Anyway.........YES! PSLE ORAL IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I got tongue-tied. But still, yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! I'm been mugging for like forever.

Yes i noe I hvn't been blogging alot. but hello, homework?! Ok, so dere's this nerdy guy guy in my class,Terrence, who keeps say " OH MY FREAK" which is soooo damn irritating. I mean, OH MY FREAK?! o.0 So, yours truly is getting him to talk like a normal guy. He's improving...now he says OH MY GOD. bad part? He's started 2 say HOLY SHIT. Gah!

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

the way we hold hands

omg, my blog is dying..............oh but wat the heck. =)

urgh...Mrs mak has gone to a new level of low. she's emailing us homework at night as well. Its like she has nthing better 2 do...which might be true, she IS a lifeless freak. -______- Like hello, we can actually spend our time doing useful stuff like watching tv.

Anw, 2day was damn funny. Mrs Mak was telling us about Julius Roberts,
So she wrote:
PRETTY WOMAN
JULIUS ROBERTS.

When she left class 4 awhile, uh...I think its Kevin...changed it to
PRETTY MAN
JULIUS ROBERTS
Den Manesha changed it to

PETTY MAN
JULIUS ROBERTS
& she changed it to

PRETTY ME
JULIUS ROBERTS
which became

PET ME
JULIUS ROBBER

Den

PET ME
JULIA
coz we had this tcher called mrs wong

So we were laffing & laffing so we didn't see Ms Chua cum in. Btw, ms chua is our PRINCIPAL!
it was damn embarrassing lor!

Oh god...its like 1hr past curfew. My mum's gonna murder me!
okok, BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Friday, July 17, 2009

Fr33d0m

HOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
My mum only lemme use com. 4 15min (yes, its pathetic)...ugh.

Ok, so yesterday, MRS MAK WAS ON MC!!!! Happiest day of Term 3. But she made us do 3 whole prac paper. Even if she's not in school she still can torture us. So we had this teacher, she didn't even allow us 2 talk. Me, manesha, Pearlyn & Mabel were whispering & she was like "Class, u r being very loud!" o.0

Den we had chinese sup. porridge mutton teacher (our chi teacher lah) made us do group oral so I teamed wif Qiu Min, JH & Ian. Ian did the writing, we did the relaxing. Damn fun lor!!! he's like our human punching bag. XD JH was saying tt his hair was like a lao ah pei de so i actually went to snip a little of his hair. TEEHEE! ^^

MRS MAK WAS ON MC AGAIN 2DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIPEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

I'll just skip 2 the happenings in art. Me, JH, MX, Ian & Nikky. We were tring to steal each others thing lor. Me, JH & Nikky v.s. Ian (poor him). MX just sat dere & looked at us like we belonged 2 IMH. So Nikky took Ian's pencil case & threw it 2 me & i tossed it 2 JH. But Ian couldn't get it back so he took JH's pencil case. Den I whacked him while a file & Nikky grabbed it back. but Ian took my precious Nike bottle so I screamed at him & used JH's Nike bottle to spray Ian.

By den, Mr squeaky Voice (he's actually Mr Goh but his voice didn't break so he sound squeaky. Another class calls him MR SEXY LEGS. ewwwwwwww!) was glaring at us & was like "The group at the back, KEEP QUIET!!!!!" Mind ya, he was yelling. creepy much?

But still...it was fun.

Ok, i gotta go. My mum's gonna kill me.
Toodles¬

P.S. went to watch Harry Potter ytd at Lido with some frens. IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, July 13, 2009

Cat flu, dog flu

Yoz!
Did oral prac in school 2day. I teamed with Manesha & Farzanah. So we had 2 describe a scene at a coffee shop. So me & Manesha finished le so it was farzanah's turn. coz she didn't prepare she was like stuttering. So manesha & I were amusing ourselves by acting as teachers. We were like "Please compose yourself. Look at the picture & tell us what u see."

Den dere was this part with this random guy throwing litter away so Farzanah said
Farzanah: What he is doing is correct. We the citizens of singapore...-she was thinking how 2 continue-
Me & Manesha: pledge ourself as one united....-we just recited the pledge.-

After that, dere was this part about a boy feeding a stray dog & cat
Farzanah: By doing so, he is attracting alot of stray animals to the coffee shop. With the swine flu going around, having dirty cats and dogs around might cause Dog Flu & Cat flu

Dog flu & Cat flu????????????????????? o.0

Ian's group (Ian, Terrence, Illisia & Georgina)was next 2 ours. So he started yawning when he listened to our conversation. & he opened his mouth like a hippo. So we Manesha & Farzanah grabbed his fist & tried 2 shove it into his mouth. & I was like " Lets see how big ur mouth is"
They really stuffed it in. XD

yeaaaaaaaaah so we were mainly acting 'tarded.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

♥ edgehead ♥

Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just found out that Edge♥ tore his Achilles tendon in his left ankle. Fine, to you ppl its probably not a big deal. Anyways, that is like so majorly sad. I practially chased my maid around the house as she cursed him yesterday.

I mean...omg...when can he go back to WWE???????????????? He was in a match with Jeff Hardy which means that he was the one who tore his Achilles tendon. I hate him so much for that. Just bcoz Edge♥ is soooooo much better den him doesn't give him the right to hurt Edge♥. sore loser. U SUCK JEFF HARDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

Gaaaaaahhhhh......whats the use of watching WWE smackdown♥ & WWE Raw♥ if Edge isn't dere? Its like a double tragedy coz he has his super mega big match on Night of the Champions with the Legacy. How will he fight?!?!

Oh.My.gosh. I just realised 2 thhings.
1. What if he cant walk/go on WWE in the future???????????? wad if he bcums a nobody??? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..............-wails-
2. How the heck will I spend my Fri/Sat nights? I usually spend Fri watching WWE Smackdown♥, Raw♥ & ECW. Sat night watching WWE Raw♥.I supposed I could watch ECW but the ppl dere are such retards.................T.T Booooooooooooooooooooo

So he went for surgery like 2¬ days ago. Poor him T.T Thank god he's ok now. I'm currently in mourning/depression....
y?????????????????????? What did he do to deserve this?????????? Sure, he's a major ego-maniac but hello, hu isn't a little? Haiz.........so sad....=(

Any1 who dare say I'm being a DQ ( that's drama queen, duh! ) or over-reacting, I'll WHACK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

I will go and continue mourning now...and I'll only stop mourning once he is totally healed and can go back to WWE.I'll wear black daily and not eat. =( and no, you cant do anything 2 stop me.HA!

Ciao!

P.S. I still cant figure out y I like WWE so much now..............................

P.S.S. Yeah...I noe this is like the lamest post ever. When I'm done mourning, I promise I wun be so lame.

P.S.S.S . ^oo^ looks like a piggy??

P.S.S.S.S. JEFF HARDY, U STILL SUCK MAN!!!!!!!!!! & EDGE WILL BE BACK TO KICK UR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

drowning in hw...again

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY JULIANO!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, yes, I noe my blog is dying... but I got no time 2 blog lah. Haiz...I'm seriously praying that some unlucky teacher ( Mrs ***) will just get H1N1 so we can close school...People, please cross ur fingers and save me from the torturing of school & scary teachers. -.-"

Gaaaahhh...my friend just called. She said that we have 2 finish THE ENTIRE NOTEWORTHY 2DAY!!!!!! And do some crappy oral prac which I wont do. Mrs Mak has offcially lost it. Anyone who knows any1 who works in IMH??? Please bring Mrs Mak dere. She can be loonie wif other loons for all I care.

Ugh, I be a good little girl & go do my hw now...
To Mrs Mak : See? I'm such a gd girl. SPARE ME THE NAGGING PLEASE!
66¬ paged noteworthy awaits...yay!...Not. =(

Byes!

Thursday, July 2, 2009

I'm like seriously mental

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY SEAH DING HANG!!!!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ugh...I hate going back 2 sch. Mrs Mak is like already giving us so much hw. DH, JH, Amos & I observed that she let us go 4 recess 15 min late 4 the past few days. Hello? Has she heard of a break? & she wans us 2 go back 10min earlier so we only haf like 5min 2 eat. How nice...NOT!

Tuesday.
Had SS. We've this amazingly awesome tcher called Mr Yo, we'll juz greet him like "YO Mr Yo!" etc. So he asked us to specify EDUCATION. We said....
1. torture
2. hw
3. no recess
4. nagging
5. exams
Den JH said scary teachers & Mr Yo asked her hu.
JH : Mrs Mak
Mr Yo : y?
JH : becoz I haf nightmares that I arrived late 4 supp & she chased me around the class with a chopper.
Class: WOOTS!!!!!
Its true. I do haf nightmares that I'm drowning in homework.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

WWE

Oh.My.God. I must be crazy. I actually like 2 watch wrestling now. Dun ask me y. my mum says I like 2 watch others in pain. I'm so not a sadist. Humph! But seriously, its interesting! but whatevers. -.-

ugh. hw calls. i noe my bloggie is dying but what cn I do?
Ciao!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

where are you when i need u? gone.

My frens posted this on their blogs too.
Like my reactions when sum1 says these phrases 2 me.
I wont be sarcastic.

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THAT?
like what?
I JUST REALIZED NOW THAT I LOVE YOU
aww...that's so sweet! (heck I'll be laughing)
LEAVE HIM/HER ALREADY! YOU'LL BE MUCH MORE HAPPY WITH ME.
Prove it.
COME ON. SMILE. YOU'RE CUTE WHEN YOU DO!
-smiles- (please...sum1 already told me this & i was like "oookay...." & of course smile)
PLEASE DO MY MATH HOMEWORK TOO!
Dude, am I like ur maid?!
I AM SO BLESSED TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
(hu would say this?!)
WHY DOES MONDAY COME BEFORE TUESDAY?
That's juz the way it is. Cant change it so ya might as well live with it punk.
I HAVE TWO TICKETS TO THE LINKIN PARK CONCERT. WANNA COME WITH ME?
I have like no clue who Linkin Park is. I just know tt he's a guy & he's famous. Change Linkin Park to JJ lin, Adam Lambert, etc. I'll say YES!
YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST SPECIAL PEOPLE IN MY LIFE. DID YOU KNOW THAT?
until now...nope
I THINK I'M FALLING FOR YOU.
really? aww...
I CAN'T SMILE WITHOUT YOU.
aww...try not 2 get frown lines.
THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, BUT YOU JUST AREN'T HIM/HER
still frens so...no big
WHATS YOUR MOBILE NUMBER?
--------(go figure it out XD)
CAN I HAVE THIS DANCE?
Did u get this question out of the HSM3 movie?
MAY I ESCORT YOU?
to...?
DO YOU STILL LOVE HIM/HER TIL NOW?
Hu is this "you"
YOU WERE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING THAT I WANTED
uh..."wanted?!" u USED 2 want me? or ur eng is horrible? Give me the wrong ans & I'll whack u
WHEN WILL I GET UR SWEET EYES?
1 millon bucks please & i might consider

Who is in the house with you?
Maid, other maid, dad and grandma
Who are you thinking about now?
Y do u wanna noe?
Who did you last talk to on the phone?
Ming Xuan
Whose house did you last go to?
uh.....no clue
Whose birthday is next?
Ding Hang! tomorrow. Gng 2 his hse 4 bday poolside party!!! yay¬
Who was the LAST person you loved?
no1
Who do you hope will take this survey.
Any1 ramdom enuf like me

What was the last thing you ate?
Fries
What was the last thing you drank?
Breezer
What is the closest item near you that is blue?
cup of water
What instant messaging service do you use?
MSN
What is your favorite color?
black
What is your favorite website?
uh...dere's alot lehs
What is your favorite shoe brand?
Adidas!
What song are you currently hearing?
Know your enemy. (my dad is sreaming at me 2 turn the vol. down. No such luck daddykins)

Where do you live?
SG
Where do you sleep?
On a bed. Duh?
Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
i'm wearing a mini dress. -.-"


When is your birthday?
16 may
When did you last burn a candle?
candles cant be burnt....................o.0
When did you last see your dad?
1 sec ago. 2 scream at me

Why do we have to go to school?
will teachers read this? If no, den I'll say "no nid 2 go 2 school!"
Why are you taking this survey?
i do lame & random things, Get used 2 it

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

poison kisses

Haiz...bored die le...-________________________-
I'm so sick of everything...
sick of studying
sick of nagging
sick of tution
sick of all my clothes
sick of everything
feel like dying liaos......................

I wanna lie on bed...watching vampire romance ( dun ask y, I'm juz addicted 2 'em now. dun question me )...eating scrummy Ben & Jerry cookies & cream ice cream....with rainbow sprinkles...and chocolate chip...listening to music...staring into space...thinking of u...missing u like hell...

anws, emo-ing over.YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAJOR SHOPPING SPREE! ANOTHER TMR! I bought the HSM3 vcd & HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE cd! WOOTS!!!

Den went 2 Swensens. Order ALOT of ice cream. And french fries. Hey, shopping is tiring. I need to replenish energy. So I spent 5hrs at J8. Tmr, daddy's bring me 2 Plaza Sing.

-I wan...
-shoes
-tops
-skirts
-skinny jeans
-NEW HP!!! stupid old hp (the SE se) went 2 hp heaven. I'm currently in mourning. )
-necklaces
-rings
-bracelets.

Oh what the heck, I'll just buy whatever I cn lay my hands on.
kk, my church "fren" is calling. better go.
Ciao my darlins!





Sunday, June 14, 2009

IF U PPL HAD TREATED PIGS BETTER, WE WOULDN'T HAVE SWINE FLU!!!!!!! -quoted from mtv-

omg. My teacher CALLED me. That was like so scary. Coz I was dozing of when she called and I was like

Me" WAD LAH!"
Her"Celine is tt u?"
Me"-thinks"I'm so dead. eek"- yes......
Her"Pls pass on 2 the cls tt I've posted hw on sch website."
Me "ookay...?"
Her "& y were u yelling?"
Me "oh hehe...sry..."

God! Next time, I'll check caller ID. I tot should nag me. Watevas. She's inhuman!!! Which teacher gives her pupils hw during THE HOLIDAYS?! Holidays are meant 4 CHILLING not STUDYING like wad I currently doing. This is plain wrong in so many ways.

Ok, so went 2 Labrador Park 2day wif Church frens. It was like freakishly hot. I've becum a lobster...should carry a sign above my head saying "I noe I look delicious but pls dun eat me!" Humph.

Dere was tis parrot show.A dude brought like 30 parrots which were KAWAII! he owns over 700 parrots. Damn tt guy has 2 find sumtin better 2 do. Y isn't he scared of birdflu? So he let us play wif 'em. Trust me, birds were flying all over. I carred...5 parrots. They were so tiny!!! Like the size of a 7yr old's fist. aww...

So I did the most random thing. When i got home, I asked my dad 2 buy me a parrot...HE SAID YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! WOOTS!!!!!!!
Duno y i asked him tt but hey, they are cute so no loss dere.

After tt, we went of this trail thingy. I was feeding mozzies there. So we just walk & walk & walk. how fasinating...NOT! So...yeah.

Oh ya! Was watching MTV MOVIE AWARDS 2009 ytd. I was screaming at the Tv. I think I probs looked like a mad woman but hu cares. Actually it was so difficult wad 2 cheer 4 coz HSM3 and TWILIGHT were always in the same category. saddy sad... So I went..."HSM3 JIAYOUS! TWILIGHT JIAYOUS!" Its a mixed feeling of happiness & sadness. Happy tt 1 of 'em won but sad tt the other lost. In the end...TWILIGHT GOT THE MOST AWARDS!!! WOOHOO!!! Hsm3...none. BOOHOO...T.T on the up side, ZAC GOT 1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!! its better thn nthing.

Haiz...gtg do hw given obviously by my crappy teacher. Oh what has becum of my life...All I do is hw. I'm gonna becum an old hag like my tchers...><
Peace!
Cece♥

P.S. New face(s)

:3
:x (muted)
-__________-

Friday, June 5, 2009

Be With You


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I'm adicted 2 this now. Hey, they are...*ahem* Though i dun bother rmbering their names. Dh refers tt guy on the right to "that orange guy" It makes you think of a guy with orange skin...eek. Weird.............

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough.
As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said....
You're not pretty you're beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...


someone is very proud of you
someone is thinking of you
someone cares about you
someone misses you
someone wants to talk to you
someone wants to be with you
someone hopes you aren't in trouble
someone is thankful for the support you have provided
someone wants to hold your hand


someone hopes everything turns out all right
someone wants you to be happy
someone wants you to find them
someone is celebrating your successes
someone wants to give you a gift
someone think you ARE a gift
someone hopes you are not too cold, or too hot
someone wants to hug you
someone loves you
someone wants to lavish you with small gifts
someone admires your strength
someone is thinking of you and smiling
someone wants to be your shoulder to cry on
someone wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun
someone thinks the world of you

someone wants to protect you
someone would do anything for you
someone wants to be forgiven
someone is grateful for your forgiveness
someone wants to laugh with you about old times
someone remembers you and wishes you were there
someone needs to know that your love is unconditional
somebody values your advice
someone wants to tell you how much they care
someone wants to stay up watching old movies with you

someone wants to share their dreams with you
someone wants to hold you in their arms
someone wants YOU to hold them in your arms
someone treasures your spirit
someone wishes they could STOP time because of you
someone can't wait to see you
someone wishes that things didn't have to change
someone loves you for who you are
someone loves the way you make them feel
someone wants to be with you
someone hears a song that reminds them of you
someone wants you to know they are there for you
someone is glad that you're their friend
someone wants to be your friend
someone stayed up all night thinking about you
someone is alive because of you
someone is wishing that you would notice them
someone wants to get to know you better
someone believes that you are their soul mate
someone wants to be near you
someone misses your guidance and advice
someone values your guidance and advice

someone has faith in you
someone trusts you
someone needs you to send them this letter
someone needs your support
someone needs you to have faith in them
someone needs you to let them be your friend
someone will cry when they read this




aww.........i was the 1 crying when i read this. I mean...C'mon ppl, so sweet..........T.T

Humph. even dh saysI'm emo now. God! I'm not! He says I'm like Jotham, whatever ppl say I'll always have a little smile on my face. And tt I haf this far away look in my eyes. And tt I'm always staring out of the window (I'll admit that's true). P-lease....I don't! But its a fact tt i do daydream...alot.

Mrs Mak has rly lost it. She's giving us tests EVERY SINGLE DAY! Its official...SHE'S INHUMAN! Gah, she's not even fit 2 be an animal! Dat'll be a disgrace 2 animals EVERY WHERE. & she's making us go back 2 sch every wk during sch holidays.Hello ppl? Holidays are meant for...

1. partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys
2. fun!
3. shopping sprees!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. food
5. hp rights ( sadly, I'm nt getting any )
6. TV
7. chilling
8. Computer 24/7

NOT STUDYING! Haiz...what's a girl to do?

Oh yeah, dh did the nicest thing since I met him in P1. he offered 2 go shopping wif me & tt he's carry all my shopping bags! yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so gonna torture him.Gonna buy loads of stuff. Actually, I'm doing him a favour, HE DESPERATELY NEEDS A WORKOUT. and fast!
zzz...-sleepy- gonna go watch some tv. MOVIE MARATHON! -cheers!-
Cece.

P.S. Got invited 2 DH's bday party. yay! Lurve parties. He made me promise 2 buy him the WHOLE NARUTO SERIES! but wateva, I'll just read his instead of buying my own. He's gonna owe me so much... What should i wear??????????????????




Wednesday, June 3, 2009

debate

Unbelieve.able. School holidays & I still have to go 2 school. 2day was 4hrs of chinese (ugh><) & thurs & fri will b 4hrs of Mrs Mak. Haiz...so sads. T_T

Anw, JH & I were debating over the difference between EMO and NEGATIVE/PESSIMISTIC. So we concluded with:

EMO
Staring into space while using a sharp knife to cut your wrists and moan "What's the use of living...we're all gonna die anyway...(etc, watever u emo ppl say & do, no offense) as blood trickles down...

NEGATIVE/PESSIMISTIC
Like me. When I do this weird looooong and dramatic "noooooooooooooooo....(dies away)" whenever something bad happens.

Amos says I'm very negative. I'm not...am I? I dun think saying stuff like "I'm so dead...I'm gonna fail...I'm doomed...blah blah blah" is considered negative isit?

Oof. gtg.
Toodles. Cece.

As much as I try...I hard as I try...I just cant erase you from my mind.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

~Maths jokes~

A mathematician is flying non-stop from Edmonton to Frankfurt with AirTransat. The scheduled flying time is nine hours. Some time after taking off, the pilot announces that one engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure: "Don't worry - we're safe. The only noticeable effect this will have for us is that our total flying time will be ten hours instead of nine." A few hours into the flight, the pilot informs the passengers that another engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure: "But don't worry - we're still safe. Only our flying time will go up to twelve hours." Some time later, a third engine fails and has to be turned off. But the pilot reassures the passengers: "Don't worry - even with one engine, we're still perfectly safe. It just means that it will take sixteen hours total for this plane to arrive in Frankfurt." The mathematician remarks to his fellow passengers: "If the last engine breaks down, too, then we'll be in the air for twenty-four hours altogether.
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New York (CNN). At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a Caucasian male (later discovered to be a high school mathematics teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator.
According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the Al-Gebra network. He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
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Ralph: Dad, will you do my math for me tonight?
Dad: No, son, it wouldn't be right.
Ralph: Well, you could try.
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Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three men says, "I've got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far."So he leans over the basket and yells out, "Helllloooooo! Where are we?" (They hear the echo several times).15 minutes later, they hear this echoing voice: "Helllloooooo! You're lost!!"One of the men says, "That must have been a mathematician."Puzzled, one of the other men asks, "Why do you say that?"The reply: "For three reasons. (1) he took a long time to answer, (2) he was absolutely correct, and (3) his answer was absolutely useless."
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Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!
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Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"
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Four friends have been doing really well in their calculus class: they have been getting top grades for their homework and on the midterm. So, when it's time for the final, they decide not to study on the weekend before, but to drive to another friend's birthday party in another city - even though the exam is scheduled for Monday morning. As it happens, they drink too much at the party, and on Monday morning, they are all hung over and oversleep. When they finally arrive on campus, the exam is already over. They go to the professor's office and offer him an explanation: "We went to our friend's birthday party, and when we were driving back home very early on Monday morning, we suddenly had a flat tire. We had no spare one, and since we were driving on backroads, it took hours until we got help." The professor nods sympathetically and says: "I see that it was not your fault. I will allow you to make up for the missed exam tomorrow morning." When they arrive early on Tuesday morning, the students are put by the professor in a large lecture hall and are seated so far apart from each other that, even if they tried, they had no chance to cheat. The exam booklets are already in place, and confidently, the students start writing. The first question - five points out of one hundred - is a simple exercise in integration, and all four finish it within ten minutes. When the first of them has completed the problem, he turns over the page of the exam booklet and reads on the next one:
Problem 2 (95 points out of 100): Which tire went flat?

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A stats professor plans to travel to a conference by plane. When he passes the security check, they discover a bomb in his carry-on-baggage. Of course, he is hauled off immediately for interrogation. "I don't understand it!" the interrogating officer exclaims. "You're an accomplished professional, a caring family man, a pillar of your parish - and now you want to destroy that all by blowing up an airplane!" "Sorry", the professor interrupts him. "I had never intended to blow up the plane." "So, for what reason else did you try to bring a bomb on board?!" "Let me explain. Statistics shows that the probability of a bomb being on an airplane is 1/1000. That's quite high if you think about it - so high that I wouldn't have any peace of mind on a flight." "And what does this have to do with you bringing a bomb on board of a plane?" "You see, since the probability of one bomb being on my plane is 1/1000, the chance that there are two bombs is 1/1000000. If I already bring one, the chance of another bomb being around is actually 1/1000000, and I am much safer..."
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God...ppl keep annoying me with these jokes!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Saranghaeyo~

hey ppl!
Went to S.B. Wetland Reserve wif class 2day. It was raining so I was "trapped" in the car with my mum for bout a 1/2hr. 1st thing when I got down? 2 mosquitoes came 2 greet me. ugh. Unwelcome much?

Ok, so I was abit late but watevers. So I was in 2nd group so we had 2 do the boring worksheet 1st. Yawns~ Ltrs, the mangrove walk started. Bloody hell hors! The floor so damn bumpy...oh ya, coz Mrs Mak divided us into 2 groups so I was stuck wif DH, T_T. ugh.

So while I was going "ow ow ow" coz of tt stupid floor ( I wonder who's the 'tarded person who built dat place), we saw plants, plants and oh look, MORE PLANTS. We were dere just to feed mozzies lor! They must have had a feast. DH keep scaring me leh, keep saying got snakes and making me touch all those icky plants & insects. humph ><

Thankfully, DH tio sorethroat so he couldn't talk much. Poor him...NOT! He'd been 2 S.B. b4 so we decided to stay behind the rest lah. U noe, so we wun haf 2 bear the torture of all those useless facts. Why would those info be important 2 me unless I wanna be a farmer when I grow up? And I do not.

Decided to take a break at this little shelter thingy. Btw, did I mention that we were walking in the POURING RAIN?! So, both of us just sat facing the sea/river (not sure) and talked & laughed and talked. God...I was freezing! I was like drenched. yeah...so while we were dere, I realised that when the raindrops lands on the water, it actually looks like diamonds. It was so beautiful. Coz it was raining cats & dogs, the sea/river looked like it was covered in sparkly diamonds. Haiz...could have stayed dere 4ever, but I couldn't coz we were freezing. aww...

Raindrops + H20 =diamonds

Reached the finishing point waaaaaaaaaaaaay late and Mrs Mak was glaring daggers. 那么小气! Not like we commited a crime isit? obvi not! So went had a little munch time b4 going back 2 school ( I didn't go back, went for lunch. thank god, dun haf 2 see mrs mak's stinkin' face). Me , EeXuan & Vivi brought bags of chips. Scrummy! JH brought sandwiches. Yumbolicious! And DH brought...a sandwich stuffed with VEGGIES. 1 word: puke. He tried stuffing 'em into my mouth & JH said that it was in indirect kiss coz he was oso eating tt, in other words, we were sharing his pukish sandwich (but we weren't, i just gagged. Seriously, it smelled...bleach) So...I threw a handful of chips at her. Sadly, I'd already last my appetite. Boohoo...T_T

Man...I'm sore all over now. Stupid floor. Gonna go eat, thn sleep
Peace out!
Cece

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Memories~

argh!!!!!! Exams are god damn over and...-voice trails off-....my marks were totally suckish.
Eng-80.5/95
Maths-87.5/100
Chi-61/90 Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~
Sci-65/100 JH and I were smsing our moans 2 each other in the auditorium.

Urgh. Gonna get kicked outta RED group. Tis is so freakishly bad.
bad bad...

You know...I used 2 hate being in RED group...now? I kinda like it. Its like ur special...like you don't need much help...independent. I rmb that those 3 idiots behind me kept singing "Shut up & Drive~~" Heck, how irritated i was at 1st. Now...if I dun stay in RED group, i'm so gonna miss that. Its weird...I'm nt close to much ppl dere but i'm happier...? A weird girl living in a weird world...

If Mrs Mak gives me another chance so I stay in RED group, I'm gonna work so hard and beat Terence or Ian or Genis. So damn embarassing 2 tio kicked outta RED group...haiz...wad 2 do?

If I wanna remain in my dear elite team, i'll haf 2 stay in dhe top 13 which is....let's see...oh ya. HIGHLY IMPOSSIBLE!

Ha! Maybe Amos is right. Maybe I am very negative. Gaaaah! Wad am I saying?! Ok, i'm juz gonna stop blogging coz I noe i'm blogging crap.

Luv ya ppl!
Cece

Friday, May 15, 2009

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EXAM'S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
happy happy happy. not nid 2 study liaos!

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The A bros

okok. So I haven't been posting for awhile. Hey, its not my fault I have crappy teachers to go with killer exams. Practically had 2 beg my mum 2 lemme use my lappy 4 a pathetic 20min. See how hardworking I am?
Anw, on the eve of Mothers day, we had tis mini party with my maternal gm & my cousins, namely the A bros (Andy. Adrian. Andrew) Heck it was fun! So...Andy & I had a drinking competition. Drinking as in RED WINE. Pure red wine. god......it was gooooooooooood. So we drank & drank till...my dad came & grabbed the bottle away from us. Man, I could have gone on & on. so yummy.....^_^
Ugh. I gtg studying again. 2 more papers 2 go. Haiz...seems like 4ever. Tis sucks.
Kayz.
Gdnites!

Thursday, May 7, 2009

爱人=矮人

okok.
Cramming done...for now.
So ytd, Mrs Mak was goinng through our Eng prac paper compre with us lah. I cant believe it can take a person 1 and a half hr to doo that! Anw, as usual, i'd b next to DH coz he's like the only person hu actually doesn't pay attention so we can talk & I wont die of boredom. But unfairly, Mrs Mak made me sit next to Kevin (ugh!). I guess she realised that we weren't paying attention but what the heck, hu cares.

Thn, Mrs Mak was asking us whr we last saw this random article which was in the RD, thn ZQ was like "27 27 27" After tt, mrs mak asked who was index no. 27, which was me so like duh, I raised my hand. Mrs mak said "Why u always say Celine's index no?" Thn every1 was like "oooooooooooooooooh................" My whole face was damn red lors! Thn Kev said that I'd found the perfect mate and I punched him.

As if it wasn't bad enuf, Mrs Mak continued & said (while laughing) " ZQ, u better b careful l8r, DH gonna fight with u. " I mean, over my dead body! Felt like disappearing.
mrs mak : U ppl look at Celine, her face is like a tomato."
Whole class-me: Oooooooooooooooooooohh............" ugh. x.x
Mrs Mak: Celine, is it true?"
Me : Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Argh! I have gotta change schools now. Bye bye my rep. T^T

Seriously, i'm gonna change schools. Wad 2 do?
Haiz...gotta go do hw now.
Toodles!

P.S. After sch, was supposed 2 陪 JH coz she had 2 do 作文改正 but my mum came so i didn't. She's probs gonna murder me now. Oh well. Anw, DH came with me coz he just quit Hope. Thn the usual playing, teasing, blah blah blah...B4 he left, he said "bye bye 矮人 ^_^! " But my mum heard it as "爱人"
mum: wah! She's ur 爱人 arh?"
Us: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. (freaks out)
Me: (Pukes)
mum: but u called her 爱人.
DH: Nooooooooooooooo. I said 矮人
mum: ookay...winks* ^_^
Craps, even my mum's teasing me now. How nice...NOT!
I dun get it. He's slightly shorter thn me. If i'm 矮人 than wadda bout him? Hmm...I'm gonna ask him tmr.

P.P.S. We had this pop quiz buring chi lesson. Did with JH. Coz tch said we couldn't tok, we wrote on our test papers, Thn coz DH kept giving me dhe ans, JH said "He lurves u" & I was writting NO on the test paper & she was writing YES. In the end? Our paper was sooo freakishly colourful



Wednesday, May 6, 2009

injustly picked on

heck. 2day was sooooooooo embarrassing! tell u ppl laters. gotta cram 4 eng paper2 tmr. The only reason y i'm cramming is coz mrs mak said my compo didn't go well so i cant get my A*. nooooooo....y is the world so unfair?! So no i desperately NEED my A at least so...gotta cram!
toodles!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Hihi ppl!
OMG...my dad is like so unfair! Its not rly that bad that I spent 5h on the phone with JH on Sunday right? Hey, if I didn't severe ties with dion, it would have been 10h. Tell him to count his blessings. ugh. -.-"

Anw, Mrs Mak shuffled us ( again ) for our exam seatings. Thank her so much for getting DH away from me! Do u ppl noe how annoying it is?! The suckish thing is tt u cant stay angry at him, even though u REALLY want to, you'll just start laughing. Its so unfair. So now i'm sitting with Pearlyn and Siew Wen. tyty, finally girls! Its about time.

So...every1's like so damn paranoid bout Swine flu. Yeah...4 ppl from our class are down with fever ( Dion, Jolene, Brandon and Amos ). Its really sad...well...for the last 3, 1st 1 I dun really care. Its not that i'm mean, I have my reasons. So Dion came to school with that face mask thingy. At 1st I didn't noe coz I was late for school with MX and Ee xuan ( no big surprise ) and mrs mak was giving them some lecture bout Situational Writing. So I sat in front. Thn JH and DH were waving and pointing to Dion, laughing as well. So I saw her & was like Oh. My. God.
hahaha. 2day is a good day...heck yeah! The face mask thingy was like 3 times too big though her mouth is like...already huge.

Uh...yeah...ugh. Wen Pin's disturbing me again. I'm gonna go kill him.
Tata!

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Million years to come

omg! I am sooooooo sry! yaya...i noe i didn't post for like centuries. Pls dun kill me....hahas. okok. But its not my fault that I have SA1 isit? No wad. humph! Mrs Mak is making us do so many prac papers. Like hello? I actually have a life which doesn't include doing hw and studying? hmm...apparently she doesn't noe that. heck yeah! So conclusion? Life would be so damn much better without hw...school...nagging...u know...watevas?

Anws, its been like 3 weeks since JH, DH and I severed ties with Dion...I guess I happier? She's been trying to get us into trouble all the time. ...luckily, she's rather unlucky. But on the bright side, WE got her into trouble. Its not like we want her t get into trouble but what she did was seriously....-thinking of a word-...uh...sickening? She actually spread a damn rumour that Dh and I are Gf & Bf. I mean C'MON! That will only happen when hell freezes over! In other words, I HATE HIM! Y would I ever like him?! So DH and JH practically had to stop me from strangling her. I suprised I didn't. Oh god...why didn't I?!

So...I'm currently drinking breezer, which contains rum in case u didn't noe, so I cant rly focus and I so dun wanna sprout rubbish like my oral so...
Toodles!
Cece.

P.S. Swine (sp) flu = Pig flu = Terrence flu (coz he's a pig ) = Dion flu. So, beware of Dion 'less u wanna die =D jkjk.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

I'm 11 but I act 13

[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[ ] You own a credit card
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
[ ] You've done your own laundry
[ ] You can vote in an election
[ ] You can cook for yourself
[ ] You think politics are interesting (in the US)
TOTAL SO FAR: 1
[x] You show up for school late a lot
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket
[ ] You've never gotten a detention
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday
[x] You like to take walks by yourself
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[ ] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language (in quite a few languages, actually)
[x] When you say you're going to do something you do it (I WILL do it, its just the matter of WHEN)
[ ] You can mow the lawn
[] You study even when you dont have to
[ ] You have hand washed a car before
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need (SOB)
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[ x] You can type pretty quick
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party (L)
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job (discrimination)
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[x] You have been to the beach
[x] You use the internet every day
[x] You have been outside of the S'pore 3 or more times
[ ] You make your bed in the morning
TOTAL: 13***
Repost this with the subject as: I'm (how old you are) but I act (what you got on the test)***the number of people you have to tag is the number you got on the test

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

hand in hand

hey ppls.
Blogging in sch. Supposed to b doing some stupid learning thingy but hello? Am I supposed to care??? Besides, most ppl are ArtRaging...so hu cares? So...had to sit like exam style...I am stuck next to Seah Ding Hang. Its not like I dunno him but he is soooo freakishly annoying but...still ok lah huh.
Oops! Teacher's coming.
Tata!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

I'm done here. Its over.

ARGH! I'm like covered in mozzie bites! Just bcoz I had to go to dat stooopid cemetery...dere's like...1...2...3...4...5...-continues counting-...omg. I have bout 17 mozzie bites. I was stuck at the cemetery, SUFFOCATING in all the smoke and the stench of poop! Pass the sick bucket! Thankfully, I had my cousins dere...and JH and DH sms-ing me. Or I'd be dead right now. So u noe we haf 2 rite gong gong's name on those thingys that u gave him...? I actually wrote my name! Its like cursing myself to die. Next time, I'm riting Mrs Mak's name. Seriously. I mean it.
Anw,I cant believe we really severed ties wif Didi...Yea, I'm happy bout that.We did the right thing didn't we??? But I wonder wad she's gonna do to us...? She was like seriously pissed off. Still, watevas! Coz she seemed major angry dat I was kinda ignoring her which I wasn't. I was just hanging out wif my OTHER frens, dat is SO not a crime! & we spotted her spying on us...well...we tink she was. so...........am I regreting it? I dunno!
Really got drunk Friday night, Jean and I drank a bottle of breezer each, bout 5% of alcohol & stuff. So when I finished it...I was like majorly unsteady. Jean didn't get drunk though. I fell asleep once I hit the bed.
So....ugh. gtg finish hw. Last min as usual.
Tata!

Monday, April 6, 2009

.pain in the ass, that hell hole teacher of mine.

Argh! I AM SO MAD!!!!-pounds fist on table and screams- Mrs Mak is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo......SUCKISH!!!!!!!! Just bcoz i 4got 2 bring my sci wb 2 the sci lab in the morning, she had a go at me! then she was like "CELINE ONG AND DION TAN! BOTH OF U STILL OWE ME AN APOLOGY 4 CUMMING 2 SCH 1HR LATE! Y IS IT SO HARD TO GET AN APOLOGY OUT OF U 2?!" I mean seriously, she can bear a grudge 4 like...1 month?! I rly didn't wanna say sry....I mean, I'll feel like she's won. My mum told me tt she was w8ting 4 it but i told her NO! So i was like rolling my eyes & saying sry. She STILL wasn't satisfied, she was like "U HAF 2 MEAN IT FRM THE BOTTOM OF UR HEART SO SAY IT LIKE U MEAN IT!" So wad 2 do...we plastered fake smiles on our faces & said sweetly"We're terribly sry mrs mak...Pls forgive us..." Ugh & ack! Make me puke. as if thats not bad enuf, just when I thought that she would go away and go on with her suckish life of torturing us pupils, she came back and said(well,..more of yelled)" AND WHY HAVEN'T BOTH OF U DONE SOMETHING ABOUT UR HAIR?! IT LOOKS SOOOOOOO UNTIDY!" As if! Its called a fringe and its not that bad. So...as usual, Lied. MRS MAK IS SO DAMN FK-ISH! ARGH!!!!!!
Ok, I have this chi D.E.A.R( drop everything & read, who's the idiot hu came up wif tt?!) book. Its been lying in my bag & now, I CANT FIND IT! Zhou 老师 is gonna cut of my head....................wonder where I left it. Its not lost...just misplaced.... Wad am I gonna doooooooooooooooooooooooooooo??????????? Okok....dun panic. nvm!
Anws, there's his girl in my school. She is like, a total TWILIGHT fan. More like TWILIGHT poser! The only thing she can say is."I AM SO IN LOVE WITH EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!" She has pics of him EVERYWHERE! its agonising. trust me.
Oopsies. Just remembered, hw not done.
Byes!

Friday, April 3, 2009

swirls and spirals...all confuse me. or isit bcoz of u?

Yo ppl!
2day in sch was like so god damn boring...Had extra classes which were YAWNS, as usual. Mrs mak gave us this stupid lecture on cyberwellness...she kept glaring at me and Dion! It was seriously freakish. Had 2 bite my tongue to stop myself and half blushing, half laughing. But honestly, what does she noe? Mrs Mak herself said that she is an IT IDIOT, which is obviously true.
My cousin said in her bloggie 2 try out sum random qns so being a very random girl, why not?
Do stairs go up or down?
Ans: I dunno. I guess it depends on which way the person is going...? To minimize confusion, just take a lift!
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Ans:...huh? *confused*
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Ans: yoohoo? Never been in gay bars b4, dun think I ever will. Pls ask this question to...perhaps SDH??? But if u ppl wan an ans...i'll say...i guess?
How do they get the air in bubble wrap?
Ans:uh...i'll go to the bubble wrap making company, find out and thn tell u the ans k? XD
What would happen if everyone flushed their toilet at the same time?
Ans: KABOOM!!!!!!! I've been toking to Amos too much...he's childishness is getting to me. Though I'm already childish at heart:D
What do mermaids eat?
Ans: Isn't this a joke? SEA-FOOD. duh...=.="
What about unicorns?
Ans:.........................................
Are there female leprechauns?
Ans: yuppies.
Do pigs pull ham strings?
Ans: ask Terrence, he's the pig. so not me.
Why is the fear of long words Hippopotomontrosesquippedaliophobia?
Ans: bcoz some random guy who was fraid of long words tried 2 overcome his phobia by anyh linking word 2gether...? o.0
What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitsu?
Ans: Mix breed? i think........
Can you put a hobo on house arrest?
Ans:I hope so....hobos are so.......-shivers-
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Ans: While swinging from tree to tree, he's beard gor caught and he couldn't untangle it to he yanked it off. Smarties!
How come Superman can stop bullets with his chest but always ducks whensomeone throws a gun at him?
Ans: not a superman fan.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Ans: How did u pass nursery??? HUMPTY DUMPTY IS AN EGG-HEAD! ABSOLUTELY NOT AN EGG! -whispers- dumbass.
If a tree fell on a mime in the forest would he make a noise and would anyone care?
Ans: like what my cousin says...he would rather die than betray his art.
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Ok! Questions are finished....brain gonna shut down now.
Toodles!

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Unfairness of parents

OH MY GOD!!!!
MY DAD RLY MADE ME MISS MY JJ LIN CONCERT!!!!!!!! THAT IS LIKE SO UNFAIR. when i saw the news on his concert, i started crying and screaming vulgar at my dad. I DONT regret it 1 bit! humph!

Monday, March 23, 2009

0.0

Oh. My. God.
I cant believe mrs mak( thats my stoopid form teacher) changed our places! Yeah...the whole class. That's NOT the bad thing. the bad thing is that she MADE ME SIT WITH AMOS! AMOS SIM HONG KAI!!!!!!!!!! This is freakishly baaaaaaaaaaad....Even worse, TERENCE AND JIA YANG ARE BEHIND ME!!!!!! Why terence?! why?! why?! why?! What wrong did i do 2 deserve this torture?!?! take a deep breath...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
coz mrs mak wants us in groupies of 4, I'M STUCK WITH AMOS , JIA YANG AND TERENCE! I seriously HATE amos and terence! HELP!! eek!
okok...I've calmed down.oh who am i kidding, I'll forever be in shock that I haf 2 sit wif those idiots. ugh. I was seriously dramatic in class 2day, coz I didn't suspect that I would sit with a boy coz dun u think I've suffered enuf by sitting wif wen pin? Anw, when she said that I had 2 sit with Amos, i was like " W..what?! Repeat pls." Then mrs mak made me move 2 my new place so I was like clinging on to my table and going " No no no...pls...no..." Haiz,,,what can i do...at 1st i was angry. then shocked and now I'm begging.ugh.
Conclusion? I HATE MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOVE STORY by taylor swift
We were both young when I first saw you.
I close my eyes and the flashback starts:
I'm standing there on a balcony in summer air.
See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns.
See you make your way through the crowdand say hello;
Little did I know
That you were Romeo; you were throwing pebbles,
And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet."
And I was crying on the staircase,
begging you, 'Please, don't go.'"
And I said,
"Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone.
I'll be waiting; all there's left to do is run.
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story - baby just say 'Yes.'"
So I sneak out to the garden to see you.
We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew.
So close your eyes; escape this town for a little while.
'Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter,
And my daddy said "Stay away from Juliet,"
But you were everything to me; I was begging you, 'Please, don't go,'"
And I said,"Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone.
I'll be waiting; all there's left to do is run.
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story - baby just say 'Yes.'
Romeo save me - they're tryin' to tell me how to feel;
This love is difficult, but it's real.
Don't be afraid; we'll make it out of this mess.
It's a love story - baby just say "Yes.'"
Oh.
I got tired of waiting,
Wondering if you were ever comin' around.
My faith in you was fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town,
And I said,
"Romeo save me - I've been feeling so alone.
I keep waiting for you but you never come.
Is this in thy head? I don't know what to think-"
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring and said,
"Marry me, Juliet - you'll never have to be alone.
I love you and that's all I really know.
I talked to your dad - go pick out a white dress;
It's a love story - baby just say 'Yes.'"
Oh, oh.We were both young when I first saw you...

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Swim Swim Swim Swim Swim Swim

Hello!!! We are going Swimming soon. Wheeeeeeeeee....... i love the sun. blog when i am back. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I want a tan!!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

weirdy much?????????

hihi!
Tuesday night was like major fun but major weird. Went to a park wif my frens from school ( Juliano, if ur reading this, yes, i mean YOU ) and had like so much fun. We had a picnic and ate....um...pizza, chicken rice,blah blah blah. thn we ate KINDER JOY( hell no idea if thats the correct sp. but watevas) Damn it was scrummy!
Anws, we walked 2 the playground and I had the pleasure of watching juliano make a fool of himself ( no offense! ), laffed alot. so tis little malay or indian boy hu was riding a bike stopped in front of us. He kept staring at us!He didn't say anything, he juz smiled widely at us.can you say weird? Thn he rode away. like 5-10mins ltr, HE STOPPED IN FRONT OF US AGAIN! same smile, same stare, even more weirdness. ugh! Once again, he rode away, THN HE CAME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this repeated like mayb bout 5 times?
Ok...so we walked away frm the playground. Went bak 2 where my gm was sitting. GUESS WHAT?! THAT WEIRD BOY STOPPED IN FRONT OF US AND STARTED STARING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my maid asked him why he was doing that. His reply? A stupid smile on his face. thn rode away.
FYI, i was soooooo creeped out tt day.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

ur fingers on my lips

YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 more days to our holiday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm seriously counting down.
Anws, I'm in such a dilemma(sp.)...I dunno which FAM 2 join in audi......><
1. PlayWithMe
2. -kissmyass-
3. -CLIQUE-
4. strawhatcrew
5. SweetAddiction ( -SA- )
6. AhSiaos ( -AS- )
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I know its a stupid prob 2 u ppl, but its important 2 me.
1. PlayWithMe-my audi papa(HerLollipop), mama(HisLollipop), True-Mii ( jie ), FL_sky( uncle ),etc. all there.
2. -kissmyass- i know it sounds rude but my audi ahgong ( qier) and ahma (name i 4got. very complicated de) are there.
3. -CLIQUE- my school frens all there.
4. strawhatcrew- my audi cpl is dere.
5. SweetAddiction- QiuMin is dere.
6. AhSiaos- Ming Xuan is dere.
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so difficult to choose............................
oops. gtg! chionging hw
Ciao!

Monday, March 9, 2009

confusion around me

Okok...I haven't been blogging lately & I know that. Dun come after me...go after Mrs Mak...She's the 1 who gives so much hw, speaking of hw...hell! 2days hw still not done.So I'll juz blog a little. Ok! Recap for last weak.......................
Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday
Normal life...wake up, go school. get scolded coz nv do hw, start talking to Wen Pin, laugh, laugh more...scolded again 4 talking...yeah...usual.
Thursday
Skipped school. Yay~
Friday
All my frens went to MALACCA 4 some educational tour. I was left behind with some others...So I missed schoool then...Whats the use?! Anw, was emo-ing coz I was missing ppl.
Saturday
Morning-Still emo-ing
Night-Super happy! frens back. Got the usual update of MALACCA from Wen Pin. He's so freaking weird lor! *ahem* On msn.......
(me) Hello!!!!!!!!!!!
(___) hello! :D
(___) miss me?
(me) hmm...should I?
That was juz weird.
Thn........
On shyt! I haf a project due tmr. Cya!
P.S. promise 2 blog agn soon!

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Have I ever....................
[ ] Gotten detention
[X ] Gotten your phone taken away in class.
[ ] Gotten suspended.
[X] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test.
Total: 2
[ X] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[ X] Didn’t do homework over 5 times.
[X ] Turned at least 3 projects in late.
[ X] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
Total : 4
[ ] Got your mom / dad etc. to get you out of school.
[X] Texted people during class.
[ X] Passed notes.
[X] Threw stuff across the room.
[X] Laughed at the teacher.
Total : 4
[ ] Pulled down the fire alarm.
[X ] Went on myspace , facebook , xanga , etc. on the computer at school.
[X] Took pictures during school hours.
[X] Called someone during school hours.
[X ] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc. during class.
Total : 4
[X ] Threw something at the teacher
[X] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[ X] Broke the dress code.
[ ] Failed a class. (I choose to not to count appreciation of chinese culture a class)
[X] Ate food during class.
Total : 4
[X ] Gotten a call from school.
[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[ X] Didn’t take your stuff to school.
[ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[X ] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.
[X ] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.
Total : 4
[ ] Faked your parents signature
[ X] Slept in class.
[ X] Cursed at a teacher to their face.
[X] Copied homework
Total: 3
All total: 25
Multiply by 3 =75 "I screwed up 75% of my teenage life!" (wow thats alot! who cares~)

Monday, March 2, 2009

speech of weirdness

WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Another A* for moi in Maths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah!!!!!!!!!!!*cheers*
*ahem* ( tis would b the part whr i give my speech for doing well. pls bear wif my stupidness )
"I know i didn't get a high A* ( I got 91 1/2 ) but I did my best so...YIPEE!!!!!!! I would like to thank me, for being there all the time. & myself, for being there wif me all the time. & I, for loving me myself and for being wif me and meself! And I would like to thank Ee Ming, for being baka so that even for I'm KNS, I know that he's worse most of the time ( No offense!I not being snobbish, I'm repeating his words, honest!) and...Its killing me 2 say this..but,...I would oso like to thank...><><.
Now...nothing much happened 2 day lehs...erm...oh ya! I got a free massage 2day. Curtesy of WP. Hell its a long story....not telling :D
ugh. i gtg lerhs...
Buaiis!

Now i'm back with you & it pleasures both of us

YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ur officially speaking to the girl who topped the level in english!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*cheers* Yeah!!! haha. I guess i'm a little high today....I beat the f*cking Terence! You should have seen his face when he heard that he was not 1st! It was a clasic! Yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! & there's a bonus! I back to sitting with Wen Pin again! Surround by all my frens again! Its like I want to sit with him...I hope... but exam style is waaaaaay worse I mean, I'd be sitting next to Kevin wang ba dan ( that's another word for BAKA in case you dunno & 4 those even more slow ones, BAKA means stoopid! No offense =D ) & its been soo damn long since I actually had a conversation wif him so....YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps up & down* That just proves how high I am.
So...enrichment today...hell boring...as usual. Couldn't stay awake...fell asleep. hehe^^ Nvm! I had a human pillow next to me, & a human alarm clock so its OK! *blushes like siao* Anws, chatted so much 2day! It was worth getting scolded. i guess I've learnt the good of sitting next to him...he helps wif 听写 as in he actually lets me copy, he's bakaotic so I can easily bully him & he's...erm...fun(?) to be with...
Speaking of scoldings, went to church again yesterday. Din't go 4 like, 4 months. My bestie there,Zoey, was waiting for me. Sat at the back of class, chatted & chatted & chatted. Yeah...got scolding but since when did i ever care?! Oh ya! NEVER! I'm a carefree soul to do wadever I wan! hahaha!
Freaking hell! I AM freaking high 2day...
Anws...I gtg,
y? bcos I wanna chat wif him in peace. Nah...just wanna pester him to gif me the answers to chi hw. lols.
so...baiibaii!
P.S. Conclusion for this post ( Coz i was too high so you ppl might not noe wad i was saying just now. See? I'm such a thoughtful person! lol. jkjk ) :
1. I happy with my eng scores.
2. I love where I'm sitting again!
3. Have wp next to me serves as a pillow, alarm clock , answer sheet and...a very good thing. hehe............
4. Enrichment is always boring.
5. MY NAME IS CELINE & I'M A CAREFREE PERSON SO I DONT CARE ABOUT MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that includes scolding and nagging!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

-you weren' supposed to mean so much to me,
and I wasn't supposed to fall in love with you....
So why did I?-
-You mean't nothing to me then,
So why do you mean so much to me now?-
-I used to wish you would die,
Now, just a day without seeing you,
I feel emo and feel like dying.-
-You walk past me and you smile at me,
I glow with happiness at something so simple.-
-You send me a msg on Msn,
we chat till night,
u watch me sleep on that darn webcam,
you say I look cute,
that simple sentence made my day.-
A question to all those -.....- WHY?!
I wonder if those questions can ever be answered?

Saturday, February 14, 2009

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

HAPPY VALENTINES'S DAY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha!
To all my BFFLs which would be Dion, Jia Hui, Ding Hang, Ming Xuan...U ppl obviously now who you are...
To my close school frens Qiu Min, Wen Pin, Pearlyn,Valerie,Li Ting...etc.
To my Kindergarden besties ( who are still one of my besties ) Jing Ning, Sherlyn,Rei Qi & Gen.(Hope I didn't miss out anyone.)
And blah blah blahs...
I LOVE YOU PPL! ^^ hahas.
hell, wen pin's gonna kill me on Mon. I'll go buy myself a coffin 1st. Jkjk. But he IS gonna kill me. my 'rents are like so over protective. I need my freedom here people! They think that no one in the world is innocent. As in everyone is evil. I mean c'mon!
So...wow. I so weird that I spent 2 whole weeks on msn with Wen Pin, I mean seriously, I never thought I would chat with a boii on msn. But and again, he is more of a girl...

Friday, February 13, 2009

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating → ice cream
068. Drinking →nothing
070. Listening to → S.H.E Universe
071. Plans for today → chill
072. Waiting for → Wen Pin 2 reply msg on Msn
YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? → Nope!
074. Want to get married? → No...I guess. mostly no
075. Careers in mind → um...lawyer?
WHICH IS BETTER WITH BOYS?
(uh? if you're a guy change it to girls)
076. Lips or eyes →eyes....or should it be lips...Yup! Eyes
077. Shorter or taller? → Taller
078. Romantic or spontaneous →Both! =D
079. Nice stomach or nice arms → Huh...
080. Sensitive or loud → Sensetive
081. Hook-up or relationship → relationship
082. Trouble-maker or hesitant → hesitant
HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts → um...cant remember but dun think so
084. Ran away from home → no
085. Hold a gun/knife for self defense → yups
086 Killed somebody → No.
087. Broken someone's heart → ya
088. Been arrested → No.
089. Cried when someone died → no. sad to say
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself → definately.
091. Miracles → i guess
092. Love at first sight →Yes! Lols
093. Heaven → yup
094. Santa Claus → um...at times. But i believe in ppl dressing up as him! :D
095. Sex on the first date → Ew! No! XD
096. Kiss on the first date →yep
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? →yes...but i wont say
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? → duh...
099. Do you believe in God →yes
100. THE END.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

My frens told me 2 do tis on my blog...so..what the heck. I'm hell bored anyway.
001. Real name-Celine Ong
002. Nickname-Cece ( I noe its lame, We jus use the 1st 2 letters )
003. Star sigh-Taurus
004.Male or Female ( Female...duh. Obvious much? )
005. Current school-PPS
006. Hair colour-Black with bits of brown ( unless i dye it then it has streaks of hot pink,blue,etc.)
007. Long or short-Long
008. Loud or quite-With frens, like a mad woman but with Fam...middle. Drive them nuts
009. Sweats or jeans-Jeans
010. Phone or camera-Duh! Phone. ( not like i dun have 1 but i lost it...-.-")
011. Health freak-Nope! Never was & never will be...I'm carefree
012. Drink or smoke-*embarrassed* Drink a little
013. Have a crush on someone-Why the hell would i tell?
014. eat or drink-Both!
015. Piercings-Yups
016. Tatoos-Um...no permanant.
HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an airplane→Obviously! WOOHOO!
020. Been in a relationship → Um...no comment which mean...NO! hehe...
021. Been in a car accident → No. Phew...or my sprit would be the 1 blogging.
022. Been in a fist fight → uh... no. Well...not that i can remember.
FIRSTS:
023. First piercing →bout P4+-
24. First best friend → Rebecca...kawaii girl...
025. First award → P1. 3rd in S'pore 4 compo competition. Yeah!
026. First crush →Not that stupid 2 tell. Muahahaha!
028. First vacation→No clue. Like my frens, we're all senile.
LASTS:
029. Last person you talked to →Jia Hui...W8! On the lappy would be Wen Pin. On9 wif him everyday
030. Last person you texted → Ming Xuan
031. Last person(s) you watched a movie with → Juliano ( Its always with him. Fun 2 bully.Lols)
032. Last food you ate → Um...some porridge
033. Last movie you watched → I watched way 2 many. & forgot
034. Last song you listened to → With Love by Hilary Duff
035. Last thing you bought → Um...Shoes? Lots more...
036. Last person you hugged → My lips are sealed *sticks out tongue*
FAVES:
037. Food → Ice cream, fries...blah blah blahs...
38. Drinks →Erm...Wine. its actually nice...
039. Clothing → Skirt, jeans, on & on...
040. Books →Um...TWILIGHT SAGA! lols
041. Music →Can I name like 1000?
042. Flower → Why would I go arould looking for flowers? That is so sad...
043. Colors → Black. Slighty emo but bakaotic
044. Movies → So many leh! Mostly horror.& gothic ones. Told u I'm abit emo.
045. Positions → ...positions of? i'll remain silent on this one.
046. Subjects →Which part of " I HATE SCHOOL!" Do you ppl not understand?!
HAVE YOU EVER
047. [ ] Kissed in the snow
048. [ ] celebrated Halloween
049. [] had your heart broken
050. [] went over the minutes on your cell phone
051. [] someone questioned your sexual orientation
052. [ ] came out of the closet
053. [ ] gotten pregnant
054. [ ] had an abortion
055. [X] done something you've regretted
056. [X] broke a promise
057. [X] hid a secret
058. [X] pretended to be happy
059. [X] met someone who changed your life
060. [X] pretended to be sick
061. [X] left the country
062. [] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
063. [] cried over the silliest thing
064. [] ran a mile
065. [X]went to the beach with your best friend(s)
066. [X] stay single the whole year
Now I gtg swimming. Will continue soon.
Toodles!

Friday, February 6, 2009

...you hold the key to my heart...

Wow...its been so long since I last blogged...I blame Mrs Mak!
That woman is killer , give us so much Hw...humph!
So anyway, I guess I'm used to sitting next to Wen Pin now...He's more of a girl, let's say...80%? He's ok once you get used to his lameness.Had art again, was freaking funny. Wen Pin and I started throwing paintbrushes at each other, yes they were covered in wet paint. He looked like something out of a freak show. Yeah, we got a scolding ( duh...) but what the heck.
Had picture taking today , I think i looked hideous coz I has trying not to laugh, Seah Ding Hang , Dion & Jia Hui were making funny faces and acting retarded. Lols.
w8w8w8, rewind to Monday, there's another guy who oso sits on a wheelchair...He is so majorly weird! Creepy? Definately. So he kind of goes to someone and says" I love you!" Yeah...he said that 2 me...than I ran off screaming. -.-" So when we had PE, he came by us...than my frens were like" Do you love her? " He started nodding. I started screaming my head off at them , vulgar words included. We can be considered noisiest.
Haiz...my mum's nagging. Gtg!
Toodles! =D
P.S. If I dun blog tis month, my mum wouold have probably confiscated my lappy. Was on the lappy the whole day for the whole week once I got home from sch. Till curfew. Chatting wif Wen Pin. Cheating together on Hw...blah blah blah. You get the picture.
P.P.S I'm going emoing tis month...MISS AUDI!!!

Friday, January 30, 2009

Part 1 of

Heyy ppl!
I'm here with a huge pile of HW and its still going up but I'm slacking and NOT caring!
Ok , let's review 2day...:
1. Had to be dragged out of bed this morning by my extremely RETARDED ( I'm saying that 2 annoy my mum ) maid. I was begging for 5 more mins , 1more mins and even 10 more secs! I just cant wake up so early knowing that I have to go to school.
2. Chiong finish breakfast coz I didn't complete my HW...( On the phone as usual ) But ended up falling asleep so half of my HW was not done. Like I care...-.-
3. Rushed into car , was uber late. Arrived late at school ( not a surprise ) and expected to see a Dion there waiting to strangle me but she was absent.
4. Got into the hall and think " Haiz...Mrs Mak is here still. Sadly , she didn't die..."Then start listening to some random teacher go on and on about libraries which I dont care about. Then sing NA , pledge...go back to class.
5. Greeted Mrs Mak , started toking 2 Wen Pin which earned me the 1st scolding of the day. Mrs Mak made us copy some useless bits of Sci info. We were not supposed to copy while she was explaining but Ding Hang and I started copying...Our pens tio confiscated. Like watever? Then when she told us to start copying , she changed the style so both of us had to copy the whole thing again...Started swearing at her.
6. Chi lesson. The day b4 , our teacher gave us 作业 , since I was too busy chatting ( Hey! To me , chatting is much more important! ) but I did.....
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PART 2 WILL BEGIN TOMORROW.
Goodnight!

Saturday, January 24, 2009

who are you? ( continued )

I'm back!
After an extremely boring chi tution lesson which included a half hour long lecture. Ugh! This kinda stuff are useless & can kill you!
Anw , back 2 the quiz...
16) If you had a round-trip ride in any time machine, where would you go?
To the future to see what has become of the world and me! If i find myself married , when I return to the present , I kill myself. Seriously.
17) If you could be invisible for a day, what would you do?
I'd "borrow" my dad's wallet , credit card....blah blah blah...& go on a major shopping spree and...I'll just do watever i wanna do. Though I will be very tempted to either kill my form or burn down my school...I wish!
18) Do you like Adidas, Nike, Fila, or Reebok [or any other brand]?
Yes! Love them , though my mum says its waste of money.
19) If you could change your name, what would it be?
I dunno...Never really thought about it.
20) If you were in a theater and someone was crying, would you laugh?
That depends...I might be too busy watching the movie or chatting/sms-ing with my frens to notice. I definately won't be crying coz i only watch horror , comedy...no sad ones or wateva..
21) Have you ever thought you were going to die?
Sometimes...but I dont really care.