Million years to come

omg! I am sooooooo sry! yaya...i noe i didn't post for like centuries. Pls dun kill me....hahas. okok. But its not my fault that I have SA1 isit? No wad. humph! Mrs Mak is making us do so many prac papers. Like hello? I actually have a life which doesn't include doing hw and studying? hmm...apparently she doesn't noe that. heck yeah! So conclusion? Life would be so damn much better without hw...school...nagging...u know...watevas?

Anws, its been like 3 weeks since JH, DH and I severed ties with Dion...I guess I happier? She's been trying to get us into trouble all the time. ...luckily, she's rather unlucky. But on the bright side, WE got her into trouble. Its not like we want her t get into trouble but what she did was seriously....-thinking of a word-...uh...sickening? She actually spread a damn rumour that Dh and I are Gf & Bf. I mean C'MON! That will only happen when hell freezes over! In other words, I HATE HIM! Y would I ever like him?! So DH and JH practically had to stop me from strangling her. I suprised I didn't. Oh god...why didn't I?!

So...I'm currently drinking breezer, which contains rum in case u didn't noe, so I cant rly focus and I so dun wanna sprout rubbish like my oral so...
Toodles!
Cece.

P.S. Swine (sp) flu = Pig flu = Terrence flu (coz he's a pig ) = Dion flu. So, beware of Dion 'less u wanna die =D jkjk.

I'm 11 but I act 13

[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[ ] You own a credit card
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
[ ] You've done your own laundry
[ ] You can vote in an election
[ ] You can cook for yourself
[ ] You think politics are interesting (in the US)
TOTAL SO FAR: 1
[x] You show up for school late a lot
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket
[ ] You've never gotten a detention
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday
[x] You like to take walks by yourself
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[ ] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language (in quite a few languages, actually)
[x] When you say you're going to do something you do it (I WILL do it, its just the matter of WHEN)
[ ] You can mow the lawn
[] You study even when you dont have to
[ ] You have hand washed a car before
TOTAL SO FAR: 7
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need (SOB)
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[ x] You can type pretty quick
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party (L)
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job (discrimination)
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[x] You have been to the beach
[x] You use the internet every day
[x] You have been outside of the S'pore 3 or more times
[ ] You make your bed in the morning
TOTAL: 13***
Repost this with the subject as: I'm (how old you are) but I act (what you got on the test)***the number of people you have to tag is the number you got on the test

hand in hand

hey ppls.
Blogging in sch. Supposed to b doing some stupid learning thingy but hello? Am I supposed to care??? Besides, most ppl are ArtRaging...so hu cares? So...had to sit like exam style...I am stuck next to Seah Ding Hang. Its not like I dunno him but he is soooo freakishly annoying but...still ok lah huh.
Oops! Teacher's coming.
Tata!

I'm done here. Its over.

ARGH! I'm like covered in mozzie bites! Just bcoz I had to go to dat stooopid cemetery...dere's like...1...2...3...4...5...-continues counting-...omg. I have bout 17 mozzie bites. I was stuck at the cemetery, SUFFOCATING in all the smoke and the stench of poop! Pass the sick bucket! Thankfully, I had my cousins dere...and JH and DH sms-ing me. Or I'd be dead right now. So u noe we haf 2 rite gong gong's name on those thingys that u gave him...? I actually wrote my name! Its like cursing myself to die. Next time, I'm riting Mrs Mak's name. Seriously. I mean it.
Anw,I cant believe we really severed ties wif Didi...Yea, I'm happy bout that.We did the right thing didn't we??? But I wonder wad she's gonna do to us...? She was like seriously pissed off. Still, watevas! Coz she seemed major angry dat I was kinda ignoring her which I wasn't. I was just hanging out wif my OTHER frens, dat is SO not a crime! & we spotted her spying on us...well...we tink she was. so...........am I regreting it? I dunno!
Really got drunk Friday night, Jean and I drank a bottle of breezer each, bout 5% of alcohol & stuff. So when I finished it...I was like majorly unsteady. Jean didn't get drunk though. I fell asleep once I hit the bed.
So....ugh. gtg finish hw. Last min as usual.
Tata!

.pain in the ass, that hell hole teacher of mine.

Argh! I AM SO MAD!!!!-pounds fist on table and screams- Mrs Mak is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo......SUCKISH!!!!!!!! Just bcoz i 4got 2 bring my sci wb 2 the sci lab in the morning, she had a go at me! then she was like "CELINE ONG AND DION TAN! BOTH OF U STILL OWE ME AN APOLOGY 4 CUMMING 2 SCH 1HR LATE! Y IS IT SO HARD TO GET AN APOLOGY OUT OF U 2?!" I mean seriously, she can bear a grudge 4 like...1 month?! I rly didn't wanna say sry....I mean, I'll feel like she's won. My mum told me tt she was w8ting 4 it but i told her NO! So i was like rolling my eyes & saying sry. She STILL wasn't satisfied, she was like "U HAF 2 MEAN IT FRM THE BOTTOM OF UR HEART SO SAY IT LIKE U MEAN IT!" So wad 2 do...we plastered fake smiles on our faces & said sweetly"We're terribly sry mrs mak...Pls forgive us..." Ugh & ack! Make me puke. as if thats not bad enuf, just when I thought that she would go away and go on with her suckish life of torturing us pupils, she came back and said(well,..more of yelled)" AND WHY HAVEN'T BOTH OF U DONE SOMETHING ABOUT UR HAIR?! IT LOOKS SOOOOOOO UNTIDY!" As if! Its called a fringe and its not that bad. So...as usual, Lied. MRS MAK IS SO DAMN FK-ISH! ARGH!!!!!!
Ok, I have this chi D.E.A.R( drop everything & read, who's the idiot hu came up wif tt?!) book. Its been lying in my bag & now, I CANT FIND IT! Zhou 老师 is gonna cut of my head....................wonder where I left it. Its not lost...just misplaced.... Wad am I gonna doooooooooooooooooooooooooooo??????????? Okok....dun panic. nvm!
Anws, there's his girl in my school. She is like, a total TWILIGHT fan. More like TWILIGHT poser! The only thing she can say is."I AM SO IN LOVE WITH EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!" She has pics of him EVERYWHERE! its agonising. trust me.
Oopsies. Just remembered, hw not done.
Byes!

swirls and spirals...all confuse me. or isit bcoz of u?

Yo ppl!
2day in sch was like so god damn boring...Had extra classes which were YAWNS, as usual. Mrs mak gave us this stupid lecture on cyberwellness...she kept glaring at me and Dion! It was seriously freakish. Had 2 bite my tongue to stop myself and half blushing, half laughing. But honestly, what does she noe? Mrs Mak herself said that she is an IT IDIOT, which is obviously true.
My cousin said in her bloggie 2 try out sum random qns so being a very random girl, why not?
Do stairs go up or down?
Ans: I dunno. I guess it depends on which way the person is going...? To minimize confusion, just take a lift!
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Ans:...huh? *confused*
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Ans: yoohoo? Never been in gay bars b4, dun think I ever will. Pls ask this question to...perhaps SDH??? But if u ppl wan an ans...i'll say...i guess?
How do they get the air in bubble wrap?
Ans:uh...i'll go to the bubble wrap making company, find out and thn tell u the ans k? XD
What would happen if everyone flushed their toilet at the same time?
Ans: KABOOM!!!!!!! I've been toking to Amos too much...he's childishness is getting to me. Though I'm already childish at heart:D
What do mermaids eat?
Ans: Isn't this a joke? SEA-FOOD. duh...=.="
What about unicorns?
Ans:.........................................
Are there female leprechauns?
Ans: yuppies.
Do pigs pull ham strings?
Ans: ask Terrence, he's the pig. so not me.
Why is the fear of long words Hippopotomontrosesquippedaliophobia?
Ans: bcoz some random guy who was fraid of long words tried 2 overcome his phobia by anyh linking word 2gether...? o.0
What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitsu?
Ans: Mix breed? i think........
Can you put a hobo on house arrest?
Ans:I hope so....hobos are so.......-shivers-
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Ans: While swinging from tree to tree, he's beard gor caught and he couldn't untangle it to he yanked it off. Smarties!
How come Superman can stop bullets with his chest but always ducks whensomeone throws a gun at him?
Ans: not a superman fan.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Ans: How did u pass nursery??? HUMPTY DUMPTY IS AN EGG-HEAD! ABSOLUTELY NOT AN EGG! -whispers- dumbass.
If a tree fell on a mime in the forest would he make a noise and would anyone care?
Ans: like what my cousin says...he would rather die than betray his art.
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Ok! Questions are finished....brain gonna shut down now.
Toodles!